Judging by the referrals on my site meter, a lot of people are getting to my page because they are looking for pictures or information about Gloomy, The Naughty Adult Bear. Since I sometimes pretend to myself that I am providing a service, here is a good page from Wikipedia about the Gloomy toy series and his creator, Mori Chack.
From his press release: Gloomy, an abandoned little bear, is rescued by Pitty (the little boy). At first, he is cute and cuddly, but becomes more wild as he grows up. Since bears do not become attached to people like dogs by nature, Gloomy attacks Pitty even though he is the owner. So Gloomy has blood on him from biting and/or scratching Pitty.
The moral: wild animals are dangerous, even when they are cute and/or pink. I'll bet you didn't know that a hippo will take your arm off if it gets a chance. I met a guy who was pulled out of a boat in Africa and badly maimed by the cutest, fattest hippo ever. Hippopotamus means "river horse" in Greek, but you absolutely should not ride him.
Many celebrities exhibit the same behaivor, appearing cute and harmless but lashing out when cornered, like Mel Gibson, Peter Buck, and that crazy guy from Seinfeld.
Some of the other search results for my site are for nude lolitas. I have no information for you, but when they grow up, they might also be dangerous.
Postscript: I have gotten a hit from "foot sex", which I can assure you I don't know anything about. If anything, my feet are qualified to cure people of fetishism.
Tivo Alert: There is a stupendous doc about Robyn Hitchcock and Peter Buck recording Robyn's most recent album with the Venus 3- It aired on Sundance on Dec 31, and included footage from this most recent Thanksgiving. My, what a modern world it is! Look for it!
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