Friday, February 29, 2008

Love is a Frog From Hell

Happy Leap Day from me and my new best friend, Beelzebufo, the ten-pound fossil frog that ate baby dinosaurs. Enjoy this extra 24 hours tacked onto your existence. Whatever you do, don't fall into a reverie about how short life is, and how you wasted a lot of it watching movies where Will Ferrell pretends to be good at a sport.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Frog legs supposedly taste just like chicken. Devil-frog legs? Like Buffalo wings, I bet.

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